wake up and smell the coffee

reading minds and situations of people at coffee shops.  the speech to be about the different people in a coffee shop. to be witty and funny.  the speech to layout a scene of the lives the people in the shop are living as well as say why coffee is so important. to be of grade 12 standard and about 4 minutes 15 seconds long. i really enjoy delivering humorous speeches and so that is why i need this to be funny. alternatively if this idea isn’t sound, you can describe people according to the different types of nespresso coffee pods. for example, the black coffee pod could be the typical high end banker (him).